Rush Doesn’t Get It
How did the Clintons outlast the Gores in the marriage sweepstakes? I mean, of all the couples you would think that might have some problems there, you would think Bill and Hillary. But I mean this is just…folks, Washington is so incestuous! I don’t understand thinking like this.
See, Rush just doesn’t get long marriages.
Rush’s first marriage (according to Wikipedia): Three years before ending in divorce.
Rush’s second marriage: Seven years before ending in divorce.
Rush’s third marriage: Fourteen years before ending in divorce.
So naturally, this business of husbands and wives sticking together for decades has him scratching his head. Why can’t the Gores and the Clintons do like moral family values defenders Rush and Newt and get married and divorced at least twice?